Tombstone Sayings





Welcome to Tombstone Sayings, the webpage that brings you a host of phrases, quotations and messages used as epitaphs both sad, thoughtful and funny. These are all free for you to use for non commercial purpose. Our collection also include famous last words













From the immortal words of Porky Pig, “That’s all folks”.
Mel Blanc (May 30, 1908 – July 10, 1989)

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She always said her feet were killingHer but nobody believed her.
Margaret Daniels, Hollywood Cemetery,Richmond, Virginia

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He was most known for his standup comedy and for his colorful language: sometimes crude, but hilarious musings.
His tombstone reads, very fittingly,
“#$%& @!&% #?!$% @?*&!@^#!* @*$! &!%?”.
George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)



"I told you I was sick!"
In a Georgia cemetery
There are many other examples, including English humorist Spike Milligan. On Spike's headstone at St Thomas' Church in Winchelsea, East Sussex, England is his full name, Terence Alan Patrick Seán Milligan KBE. Unfortunately, the church would not permit the phrase Spike requested for his headstone namely, 'I told you I was ill'. However, they did allow the sentiment expressed in Gaelic, 'Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite',





That's all folks so far as Tombstone Sayings are concerned but now for something completely different



Famous Last Words



"Why yes, a bullet-proof vest!"
(Last request before the firing squad.)
Rodgers, James W. ( -1960) [American criminal]

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"Go away... I'm all right."
Wells, Herbert George (1866-1946)

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"That was a great game of golf, fellers."
Crosby, Bing (1903-1977)

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"Die, my dear Doctor? That's the last thing I shall do!"
Palmerston, Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount (1784-1865)

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"I am just going outside and may be some time."
(Before vanishing into the blizzard on the ill fated Antarctic expedition.)
Oates, Lawrence (1880-1912)

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"This is no time to make new enemies."
(Asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan)
Voltaire (1694-1778)

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"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted." Costello, Lou (1906-1959)

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"But, but, mister Colonel..."
(Before being executed.)
Mussolini, Benito (1883-1945)

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