Best Life Quotes

Best Life Quotes is the web page that brings you the best in sayings, phrases, messages about life in general. But let's kick off with the worst which comes from Quentin Crisp and goes "You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave." Not unlike "We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse."

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Now, that's undoubtedly the best life quote

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Cute Life Quotes

Oscar Wilde's View of Life

Confucius Sayings

Life is what we make it. It is not a box of chocolates nor is it a cement trampoline nor is the world a grindstone with life being our nose. It does however involve tearing up one rough draft after another. These life quotes are motivational, meaningful and memorable, good or bad or great, funny and hilarious, sad, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring and they are free for you to use for whatever purpose, be that to quote in a speech or an essay, as an affirmation to inspire or motivate you or just for amusement. Here's a few of the best

Life is simple, it's just not easy.


Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.


You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.


The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.


When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
Erma Bombeck


Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Dennis Wholey


Life is a sexually transmitted disease


Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.

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