Funny Proverbs





Welcome to Funny Proverbs, the web page that brings you a host of amusing and hilarious phrases and messages. These are all free for you to use for non commercial purpose











By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

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It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes.

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The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

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You can't have everything, where would you put it?

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Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

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There are only three kinds of people in the world, people who can count and people who can't.

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Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

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If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

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