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Funny Birthday SayingsThis Funny Birthday Sayings web page has for you a bunch of humorous quotes, messages and phrases pertaining to the celebration of a birthday which are suitable for greeting cards, gift tags, sms text messages or speeches. These are motivational, meaningful and memorable, which are good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, sad, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring
** Age is a number and yours is no doubt unlisted ** You are only young once, but feel free to remain immature ** Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty ** Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ** People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. ** For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. ** If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. ** After 30, a body has a mind of its own. **
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. **
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