Drinking Sayings

Drinking Sayings brings you a collection of quotes and messages on the subject of quaffing alcohol so you may hold court in the bar, waxing lyrically while drinking triple, seeing double and acting single.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
W.C. Fields

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W.C. Fields

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman

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Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker.
Ogden Nash

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

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I don't drink anymore.
Mind you, I don't drink any less

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.

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