Pirate Sayings

Welcome to Pirate Sayings, the webpage that brings you a host of phrases, sayings, quotes and messages both informative and funny from pirates around the world. These are all free for you to use for non commercial purpose particularly on Talk Like A Pirate Day which is on September 19th, each year

Ahoy! "Hello!"

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Avast! Stop and give attention.
"Whoa! Get a load of that!"

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Aye aye! "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over."

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Prepare to be boarded.

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Arrr! This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin.

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Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

Well, me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole.

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Pirate Captain to following ship.
"Ahoy there, where be your buccaneers?"
Following ship's Captain(with slight speech impediment)replies.
"On me bucccin' 'ead, where else would they be"

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I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

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“Is that a hornpipe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
"Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you."

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Wanna shiver me timbers?

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Pickup Lines for the Pirate Lasses

Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ...

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Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

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C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

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I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

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