Funny Retirement Quotes
Welcome to Funny Retirement Quotes, the web page that brings you free to use sayings and messages to use on the occasion of a retirement, perhaps in a speech or a congratulations greetings card. These are about life or any other subject that are motivational, meaningful and memorable, which are good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, sad, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring
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Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house. **
Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does ** Old enough to retire. Young enough to enjoy it. ** The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money. ** There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ** Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.
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** Retired: You were tired yesterday and you're tired again today. ** It's true. There really is life after retirement. **
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it
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