Funny Food Sayings

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Nobody's last words have ever been, "I wish I had eaten more rice cakes."
Amy Krouse Rosenthal

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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner.
Lynda Montgomery

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The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world.
Robert Orben

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Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
Lisa Claymen

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I like children. Fried.
WC Fields.

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If one swallows a cup of chocolate only three hours after a copious lunch, everything will be perfectly digested and there will still be room for dinner.
Brillat-Savarin

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