Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Welcome to Funny 50th Birthday Quotes, the webpage that brings you amusing messages and sayings about reaching the big Five-0, the milestone birthday en route to the telegram from the President (Queen). These are suitable for a card or to be included in a speech or roasting. Some are motivational, some meaningful and memorable, which are good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, sad, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring












I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!

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50? Demand a recount!

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Happy Half Century. The next 50 years will just fly by

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You're 18,262 days young

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"You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long."Happy 50th, old man

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You’re a classic, you only get better with age! Happy 50th birthday

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes