60th Birthday One Liners

Welcome to 60th Birthday One Liners, the web page that brings you quotes, sayings, messages and phrases about growing old, suitable for inclusion in cards, speeches, gift tags etc for friends and family who have turned sixty. These are about life or any other subject that are motivational, meaningful and memorable, which are good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, sad, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring











Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx

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After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head…Washington Irving

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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place….Abigail Van Buren

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Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.

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A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

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Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Happy 60th

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Getting old ain't for sissies. Happy 60th

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Hope you’re pleased to look forward,
Pleased to look behind,
And count each birthday
With a grateful mind.

Have a wonderful 60th Birthday

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I love everything that's old: old friends, old manners, old books, old wines.
Happy 60th old timer

60th Birthday One Liners

Start to be kind to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home any time soon
Happy 60th

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