50th Birthday Sayings

50th Birthday Sayings, the web page that has for your free non commercial use, quotes, phrases, messages and musings about getting old which are suitable for roasting a 50 year old friend in a speech, a birthday card or a text message











Today on your 50th birthday do something really wild and shocking
Wear your cardigan inside out

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At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of being half a century on this planet. This would be a tremendous asset if only senility and dementia hadn’t wiped your memory bank
Happy 50th, err... whatsyername

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At your age now do children innocently ask you if you had a pet dinosaur when you were young?
And did you?
Happy 50th

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You're 50 and people call you middle aged. I know very few 100 year olds so you're waaaay past middle aged Enjoy your birthday, sedately

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Recycle. Celebrate last year's birthday. You were still in your forties then

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As you recognize, today, just how decrepit you've become, consider this. There are numerous advantages in being fifty
Just ask any eighty year old
Happy 50th

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What goes around comes around
Now that you’re an oldie you will receive the same amount of respect that you showed oldies when you were young
None whatsoever
But hey, enjoy your birthday, Coffin Dodger

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