50th Birthday Sayings
50th Birthday Sayings, the web page that has for your free non commercial use, quotes, phrases, messages and musings about getting old which are suitable for roasting a 50 year old friend in a speech, a birthday card or a text message
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At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of being half a century on this planet. This would be a tremendous asset if only senility and dementia hadn’t wiped your memory bank **
At your age now do children innocently ask you if you had a pet dinosaur when you were young? ** You're 50 and people call you middle aged. I know very few 100 year olds so you're waaaay past middle agedEnjoy your birthday, sedately ** Recycle. Celebrate last year's birthday. You were still in your forties then **
As you recognize, today, just how decrepit you've become, consider this. There are numerous advantages in being fifty **
What goes around comes around
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