40th Birthday Sayings
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40th Birthday Sayings
You're not 40
You're 18, with 22 years experience
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Be wise with speed;
A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
At 40, you need to start taking it easier, its true
Just concentrate on getting older
Getting wiser may now be beyond you
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Her Majesty isn't sending you a telegram this year
but...
...she's happy to know you're 40% there!
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May your 40th birthday bring you more adventures, more satisfaction and many more naps. What's that, you don't need 'em. Just you wait and see
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The man who views the world at forty the same as he did at twenty has wasted twenty years of his life
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Life begins on your 40th birthday - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
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Living right doesn't really make you live longer, it just seems like longer
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40th Birthday Sayings
A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either. Which is a shame. You picked two bad days to turn forty
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Oh no, say it isn't so
Not the big Four-0
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If God had wanted you to touch your toes, he would have put them on your knees.
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Getting old sucks, but it sure beats the alternative.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger. You're wishing you were still 39, right?
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The older you get, the better you were.
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You've aged like fine wine, complex & fruity.
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You're youthfully challenged.
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At 40 you're now built for comfort, not speed.
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Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art!
Congratulations on your second childhood!
Happy 40th Birthday!
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Lordy, lordy, look who's forty
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On your decrepit, wizzened 40th birth anniversary
Try to feel reasonably young and fit
God knows that won't be easy
But this old? (Mate)(Buddy), even you don't deserve it.
Hard as it will be, try to feel youthful, today
Happy Birthday
Jon Bratton © 2012
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Enjoy your 40th birthday
With as much gusto as you can musto
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So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday
But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning
You, being you, can't possibly be a good example
So do try, at least, to serve as a warning
Happy Birthday, buddy
Jon Bratton © 2012
(ditty by me, but based on the sentiments of another)
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To be old and wise
You must first be young and stupid
Happy 40th (Jimmy)
And don't worry
I'm sure the second phase can't be far away now
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Life begins at 40 - as well as fallen arches, rheumatism, sight and hearing loss
And telling the same story three or four times a night.
Happy Birthday and remember that life begins at 40
As well as failing memory, joints, hearing and sight
Oh, and Happy Birthday
You’re 40, aren’t you?
Jon Bratton 2012
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“A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man,
and takes a grain of salt with everything he says”
At 40 you’re now a WOW (Wiser Older Woman)
Get used to your wiser ways
Happy Birthday oh wise one
Jon Bratton 2012
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At the age of 20, you didn't care what the world thought of you;
You were too busy having a ball
At 30, you did worry what it thought of you;
Now at 40, you’ll find it wasn't thinking of you at all
....but I am,
Happy happy birthday
My old..old friend
Jon Bratton 2012
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“It is a rare and difficult attainment to grow old gracefully and happily”
Some wise person once said
I say you’ve had 40 years out of 80
So that's good; you’re only half dead
Therefore party hearty
Happy 40th, good buddy
Jon Bratton 2012
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“As long as you’re learning, you’re not old
The excitement of learning separates youth from old age”.
So that’s good for you (Dave) since, clearly
You’re still at the infant school stage
Happy 40th
Jon Bratton 2012
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“Old age is an excellent time for outrage...
to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.”
You’re outrageous now, on a daily basis
What’ll it be like, when you reach your peak?
Do try to behave today
On this your 40th Birthday
Jon Bratton 2012
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“At 20 years of age the will reigns;
at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement and will”
Judge well today, on this your 40th birthday
For, from tomorrow, it’s all downhill
Jon Bratton 2012
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“The best years of a woman's life -
Are the ten years between 39 and 40”
Face it, you have now reached the big Four-0
Time to be a little less naughty
It’s time for you to change
To be an altogether different kind
Cantankerous, Outspoken and Outrageous
Spring readily to mind
In whichever way
Enjoy your day
Jon Bratton 2012
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“The "I just woke up" face of your 30's
Is the "all day long" face of your 40's” you need to know
But still, you’re just 40 today, so it’ll be tomorrow
Before your new old face starts to show
Happy 40th, and smile
before it becomes a grimace
Jon Bratton 2012
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Be pleased to look forward,
And pleased to look behind,
Count today, your 40th, and each birthday
With a grateful mind.
I’ve got no tacky commercial gift
But I do have this priceless thought to give
Birthdays are good things to have
When you consider the alternative
Jon Bratton 2012
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Today you’re 40
No doubt, for lost youth you hunger
But remember these words of wisdom
“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”
So put up with your old joints
While embracing your new wisdom
Happy 40th
Jon Bratton 2012
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It seems like yesterday you were a babe in my arms
With all your wonderful lovely charms
Now you're grown up and 40 today
There is only one thing to say
Happy 40th my wonderful daughter
From your mum, a thing I wouldn't alter
by Jan Jobson
Braintree, Essex, UK
40th Birthday Sayings
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40th Birthday Sayings
40 They Say Is Where Life Begins
The 20s And 30s Have Wained
It Wont Be Long Before You Shout
"I Wish I Was 18 Again"
The Backside Starts To Sag And Droop
The Boobs Not As Firm As Before
The Thighs Expand, The Waist Doth Spread
And You Cant Touch Your Toes Any More
But Take Heart And Look Forward To NHS Specs
False Teeth And Rickety Bones
The Migraines, Arthritis, Cystitis And Cramp
And Death Of Your Homogenous Zones
The Onset Of Menopause Moods And Hot Flushes
Memory Loss, Incontinence, Decay
But Don’t Dwell Too Long On The Problems Of Life
"Bugger It All And Have a Great Day" !!!
by Sue
Saddleworth, UK
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As it’s your 40th birthday
This, we'd like to say
May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness
On this, your special day.
Jon Bratton © 2012
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40th Birthday Sayings
Wishing you a second set of 40 years
And with luck they'll be as good as the first
But hopefully, you'll have less appetite for food, sex and risk
And, for your liver, less of a thirst
Happy Birthday
Jon Bratton © 2012
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Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th
No need to have wisdom and sage
But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade
Do try to act more your age
Jon Bratton © 2012
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I'll be standing by with a fire extinquisher, today
As you light 40...yes FORTY...candles
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