Funny Birthday Messages

Welcome to Funny Birthday Messages, the web page that brings you amusing quotes and sayings about celebrating a persons birthday which are suitable for including in a greetings card. These are about getting older and are motivational, meaningful and memorable, good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring












You are the oldest you have ever been, but you are the youngest you will ever be again.

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You have reached that stage when people who look old are only your age.

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When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!

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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

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You have everything now you had twenty years ago — except now it’s all lower.

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Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

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