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Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso. (Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.)--Spanish proverb

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.. --John Q. Tullius

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.--Baron Justus von Liebig (1803-1873) German chemist

If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!--Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. --Miranda Ingram

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.--Michael Levine, nutrition researcherThere are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate. --Patrick Skene Catling

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't likepremarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. --Lora Brody

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces -- Judith Viorst Return to Homepage from Chocolate Quotes